Author - Michael

Mr. Elis held the king crab down as he tied down the helpless crabs legs and claws and turned on the stove to boil the water. He had no hope of escape… unless, the crab yelled out at the top of his lungs “save me egg-man!” and the window smashed as egg-man rolled through knocking over the nuclear waste drum, the green radioactive sludge slimed it’s way down to the water purification plant, and the fight between eggman and Mr. Elis began. Egg-man ran at him with his tiny legs pocking out of the bottom of the shell, he fell over, pulled his legs into his shell and kept rolling slamming into Mr. Elis and tripping him over. Mr. Elis got back up and threw a saucepan at egg-man. The saucepan flew threw the air slamming into egg-man making a crack in his shell. Egg-man pulled out a band-aid and placed it over the crack. Then egg-man used his special talent, he turned rotten. He began to stink like a baby’s nappy after it had eaten some form of poo and chili. Mr. Elis fainted at the smell and egg-man placed him in the pot of boiling water. Mr. Elis began to cook and the crab and egg-man decided to eat him well-done.

After their meal egg-man heard the cry of another civilian in trouble and was off. He rolled down the street to where the cry had come from. It was the T-rex and ant that were now one. The two had fused together after the T-rex trod on the ant and now the Trex was standing on six tiny ant legs with his head that now had feelers was dragging along the ground behind it. There wasn’t a tail on the body but the abdomen of an ant that had grown to the T-rex’s size. Wally from where’s Wally had fused with the wizard from the same book, Paul Stafford had also fused with an ant but not physically but mentally because he was scurrying along the ground trying to carry a crumb three times his body weight. All of the different fused things were coming from the water purification plant.

So he rolled over there. Nuclear waste was poring into the water so egg-man decided to do his other special attack. He went super-black-hole-style-rotten. He went so rotten that a black hole appeared sucking up the toxic waste and separating the mutant things. At this time he realised that Paul hadn’t been infected and was actually crazy.

“Save me egg-man!” a voice yelled and egg-man was off. He ended up the state of origin of the species to find the T-rex team injured after the first five minutes of the match against the crabs. “You have to help us egg-man!” said one of the T-rex’s, “they are beating us 32 nil!” Egg-man jumped into his T-rex suit and began to play. The crabs were all over him, knocking T-rex’s down left and right. so egg-man decided to use his other special attack. He went super-rotten-kill-in-30-seconds-if-you-come-into-contactwith-the-smell-attack. The crabs fell over and egg-man won the game. At the end of the game angry crab supporters started a riot. Egg-man was blown up by a kamikaze crab.

His yolk dripped down into the sewer and onto four turtles and a rat. And that is the story of how the teenage mutant ninja turtles came to be after being exposed to radio active egg-man yolk.