Author - John

One day in a galaxy far far away but somehow in the future there was a large boy named James. If you have only just met him you might feel sorry for how pathetic he was. At the age of 18 he still believes in Santa and is allergic to ice but he lived in the North Pole. And one day he woke up to see that it was Christmas eve. He has been waiting for this day for one year and ran out side and thought he had tripped onto some very worm snow. But he had fallen onto a polar bear that was sleeping for a very long time now.

The bear woke up and gently hugged James crushing his ribs. The next day James woke up in a cave with pictures of vampires. James saw a shadow an hour later and hid behind a rock. When James looked up he saw Santa staring down at him. ho ho ho yelled Santa in a kindly voice. James stood up and said. “Santa?” Nope said Santa I’m not Santa I’m a horse nah I’m really a broom I’m not really broom I’m Dracula he says all this while dropping all of the costumes for Santa, a horse and a broom until he gets to a vampire.

Dracula kept James prisoner until James escaped and became a chef at the pizza parlour and made a pizza just for Dracula with extra onions. When he ate the pizza James came back to the cave and Dracula said I’m not really Dracula I’m really Angus nah I’m not really Angus I’m Elf number 13 and just then elf number 13 got killed by a falling knife.