Author - Alex Neary

Far, far away on the moon there was a base but not a just a normal base. This is a huge science base. In this base lives a loopy scientist who made a living by broadcasting endless wiggles shows all over the world. But that’s not all he does. He also helps NASA by blowing up their shuttles for no good reason and dresses Barbies dolls. He is also doing one useful thing. He was extracting dinosaur DNA from birds. The scientist finished blowing up a NASA research shuttle and entered a room that said “Birdies” on it. Inside there were millions and millions of birds all crammed into one room. He knew that if the RSPCA found out he would be in a lot of trouble, but since he was on the moon he was probably safe. After selecting the most nastiest, ferocious eagle he could find and rounding up all the birds that had escaped he somehow managed to get it into the other room that also had a T-rex fossil in it, he placed the eagle in a cage next to the T-rex, turned on his DNA extractor and went for a walk on the moon without a space suit. Ten minutes later he raced back in and gulped down a heap of oxygen. He walked into the room and looked at the bird and the T-rex.

Well, looks like its nearly done, I’ll just transfer the DNA into the machine and …… oops wrong button. Oh no! no! no! no! But it was too late. The eagle and the T-rex were combined in a blinding flash of light and there stood a giant, feathered T. rex.  It let loose a blood-curdling roar-oops.  I mean a high-pitched squeal and leapt through the roof.  It was caught in earth’s gravity and floated towards it.  The scientist went back to dressing his Barbie’s.  Meanwhile in a news studio on Earth the news guy started reading: Yesterday it was reported that there is a fluffy monkey and a giant feathered savage beast floating about in the sky, the monkey is causing much distress.

Hey look! The fluffy monkey landed on my shoulder! Aw. Isn’t it cute? Then a huge feathered dino leg crashed through the roof and stepped on him. The feathered T-rex was causing destruction all over the world, so far it had knocked down the Eiffel Tower, the statue of Liberty and many other things, suddenly the scientist arrived! Everyone groaned in despair as he pulled out a de-mutator from his belt and fired. It did not work. The thing roared, squaled and charged at him. It ran to hide behind a blade of grass but the creature tripped over the lamp post. “Oops” it said as it fell flat on its face. The scientist zapped again and the bird and fossil were separated, so the world was saved, the RSPCA found out what the scientist was doing and threw him in jail, and everyone lived happily ever after.

The end.