Author - Brendan McLeod

“Hello Anthony! Hello Trish. Today we going to make…”

“Vrrrrrggg!. Myahahahaha. This is aah, Harry of the aah, E.S.A. Evil Spy’s Association. I think Play School is a baby show, so I blew em all up.”

“Nooooo!” The Russian mafia all shouted in unison.

“What we gonna do boss?” said the first goon.

“I know what were gonna do” said the mob boss. “HIT DA STREETS!”

“But first” said the boss drawing out his gun, “AWH I’m so bad at Russian Roulette. Can’t we play Scategories instead?”

Russian Roulette is a good game. It consists of 1 gun and last man standing wins. It has one bullet in the gun and you spin the revolver and shoot!

Clamps, Rocket and da Boss, creeping through ABC industries were doing their best to be quiet and stealthy but were failing miserably with the Boss’s big fat belly. They were almost caught by the Hoobs on their night time patrol! Then they slipped past a sleeping Big Bird, tip toed through the office of Elmo and ate their way through the cafeteria. They got to the scene of play school. They were so sure that ‘Harry’ had set up some sort of mad scientist lab and was making evil monsters out of Fergus the Frog and Big Ted. They had even taken the trouble to lug shotguns up there. Talk about devoted! There, they did not find a mad scientist lab or even Harry they found… a piece of paper. That’s all. A piece of paper. But on that piece of paper, was the exact location of Harry’s hideout. Hey that rhymes!! I’m going to have to remember that! Anyway, the location was right in the mob’s building! They were preparing their attack when the boss announced that he had to visit his granny’s and said he would catch up with them at the building.

“Suspicious,” thought Rocket, “We killed his grandmother 3 years ago.” But looked over it.

 At the building they found not Harry, but the boss twirling a knife.

“Hey boss, this is not time for your great roast beef. We have to aack…”

Rocket’s voice was cut short by two knife jabs.

“Ha ha ha! I Harry have killed all who oppose me. Now I  Harry have demolished PlaySchool, and made for a more peaceful earth. Now where did I put that meat?”